Super Mega Ultra CACA part two

Super Mega Ultra CACA part two

Kill and Kill AgainDeranged sequel to “Kill or Be Killed. “Think “Circle of Iron” with a little “Mandingo” and “1984” for seasoning. ***
Plan 9 from Outer SpaceAlways mentioned, rarely matched for sheer absurdity. Gets boring though. **
Ghost HouseBasic Italian fare but with ham radio*
Breaker BreakerChuck Norris minus facial hair. Very disorienting. **
Manos: Hands of FateAn all-time classic of Bad Cinema. Impossible to disimprove on. ****
When a Stranger Calls BackTedious, and not in a good way.
The Most Dangerous GameNow we know why Fay Wray was a big deal *
Omega CopAdam West as world mumbling champ *
Lycan ColonyModern direct-to-video with no redeeming qualities
Time ChasersA new take on the American Revolution. Also pleated Dockers.*
Terror in the Wax MuseumThrill as washed-up actors struggle to get a paycheck! *
The Devil’s HandIf Reefer Madness was a devil movie, it would look like this*
Ninja WarlordFighting for truth, justice, and against fish taxes**
FeedersOutsider cinema or complete dreck? Leaning toward the latter. The childish FX are winsome, though.*
Missile to the MoonAttack of the rock creatures*
Bronx WarriorsMoose knuckle, bad geography, post-apocalyptic field hockey gang **
Silent RageChuck Norris vs. the Psycho Zombie ***
The Guy from HarlemAcademy Award nomination for Worst Lighting. ***
Velvet SmoothLost “Worst Lighting” award to The Guy from Harlem, but it was close. ***
Future ForceStarring Fat David Carradine **
Death PromiseKung fu revenge flick, better than most **
Yor, Hunter of the FutureOutstanding sword and sorcery epic with minimal plot to get in the way of the story, and breasts. ****
Psychotronic ManRocky the barber discovers he can kill with his steely gaze. *

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