| Radical Jack | Billy Ray Cyrus as Saladin, if the latter had a mullet. First rate fermented curd, and an Iron Coil nominee. **** | | | | | |
| Lady Mobster | Susan Lucci breaks the organized crime glass ceiling | | | | | |
| Gamera the Invincible | Like Godzilla, but a turtle ** | | | | | |
| Jack Frost | Psycho killer’s evil soul takes over a snow man, puzzles law enforcement * | | | | | |
| Godmonster of Indian Flats | Mutant sheep embryo, civil rights and “banjo dust” ** | | | | | |
| Rock and Roll Nightmare | With Jon Mikl Thor and the Tritonz. Spectacularly stupid ** | | | | | |
| Deadly Instincts | Alien terrorizes Boston college campus in Scotland. Kinds funny * | | | | | |
| Mind Ripper | With Lance Henrikson, the latter-day John Carradine * | | | | | |
| Terror by Night | aka Strangeness on a Train. OK period piece * | | | | | |
| The Apple | Iron Coil nominee. Israeli-German disco sci-fi Armageddon musical with literal deus ex machina ending. Indescribably hideous. **** | | | | | |
| Scared to Death | Stupid scientist allows mutant to escape. Hilarity ensues. Good mutant costume. * | | | | | |
| The Hideous Sun Demon | With the most determined cop in film history. * | | | | | |
| Maniac | What passed for a PSA in 1934 Vague E.A Poe tie-in. Scenery chewed up, spat our, and rolled into blunts. Plus Depression-era nekkidity.** | | | | | |
| The Journey: Absolution | Incoherent end of the world drama with large doses of fit young men in their underwear. | | | | | |
| Replica | James Nguyen vs. “Vertigo.” Like “Birdemic”, so amateurishly awful it’s fascinating. * | | | | | |
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