| Time Cop | Terminator rip-off with Jean Claude Van Damme, and Ron Silver dies twice at the same time ** | ||
| Kill Kane | Teacher’s family killed, teacher goes on rampage. Meh. * | ||
| Ruby | Bizarro supernatural crime drama that takes place at the drive-in *** | ||
| Shrunken Heads | From the entire Elfman family to you, this incredibly strange flick should have made “Eat da Whizzo” a national catchphrase, but didn’t. A heartfelt four coils and an Iron Coil nomination. **** | ||
| I Come in Peace | Except Dolph Lundgren doesn’t, no matter how many times he says it. His other line is “arrgh.” * | ||
| Masters of the Universe | Apparently this was the start of a big comic book/video whatever franchise. Pretty tedious * | ||
| Brotherhood of Satan | If Antonioni got drunk and made a movie about Satanic hijinks in the Land of Enchantment it would look like this ** | ||
| Return of the Vampire | Featuring the cinema’s only stern lecture given to a werewolf. * | ||
| Challenge of the Tiger | With Bruce Le, get it? Also cinema’s only kung fu bullfight and slo-mo topless tennis. A solid four-coiler, and Iron Coil nominee.**** | ||
| For Your Height Only | Imelda Marcos hosted a Filipino Film Festival to pump up the local industry and say to the world “We’re not just good for bimbos behind bamboo bars flicks.” And this spy thriller, starring the 2’9″ Weng Weng, won the damn thing. Four heartfelt coils and an Iron Coil shoo-in. **** | ||
| The Impossible Kid | Sequel to above, and almost as funny. *** |
Lauded as the best movie shot in St. Louis. Bad guy: “Back! Or I’ll blow her into monkey meat!” Star Debi Chaney enjoyed the experience so much she never acted again. **
Delirium
Lauded as the best movie shot in St. Louis. Bad guy: “Back! Or I’ll blow her into monkey meat!” Star Debi Chaney enjoyed the experience so much she never acted again. **
Coiled Pleasures 