We now wrap up this extended bad movie binge with part 10. Fishing now takes priority over lying on the couch frying what’s left of my brain on public domain flicks courtesy of streaming services Tubi, Freevee, Crazee, Sickee, and Pervee. Not to mention Plex, Yecch, Blecch, Sploing and Froont.

New Mr. Vampire: This is what happens when the Cannon film people get hold of something. Adds the attack casket and fun with electricity to the traditional Chinese hopping vampires. ***

Revolver: Incomprehensible Guy Ritchie flick. No fun at all. Pass.

Revenge of the Ninja. This is precisely what it appears to be, no more, no less. I ironed shirts while this played. It was very restful. *

Deliria aka Stage Fright: Not the Hitchcock movie. Actors getting picked off by a killer kook wearing a bird costume. With plucky heroine and ambiguous ending. **

The Bad Ass Trilogy:

Bad Ass: Danny Trejo cleans up the streets. Forced hilarity ensues, kind of. **

Bad Ass 2: Dannys Trejo and Glover clean up the streets. Forced hilarity struggles to ensue. *

Bad Asses on the Bayou: The Two Dannys plus John Amos foil a kidnapping and clean up the streets. Forced hilarity is euthanized before it has a chance to ensue. The only reason to watch this is sheer stubbornness, after sitting through the first two. A grudging single star. *

Slaughter High: From the Golden Age of Crap. Made with British actors but set in an American high school. This isn’t a problem, since the flick is so stupid it could be in Urdu and not suffer. Gets a star for sheer nerve. *

Silent Madness: Another 80s entry, and the best film ever shot in Nyack, N.Y.  Cast includes some names regular people may have seen in normal movies. Starts off nicely with death by vise grip, but then a whole lot of plot intervenes. Really bad mise-en-scene. Le pfui. *