Something’s gone kerblooey with the spread sheet so we’re back to plain old typing. I truly think we’d be better off blowing up the internet and going back to the manual Olivetti.

Exterminator: Vigilante flick. Vietnam vet vs lame “Ghetto Ghouls.” With fat naked NJ state senator. A parable for our times. ***

Exterminator 2: Same vigilante vs extremely festive gang leader. With souped-up garbage truck. Another parable for our times. Or is that a metaphor? ***

Executioner 2: Blink and you’ll miss the serial killer.*

Truck Turner: Isaac Hayes cleans up the streets and gets his girl a kitten. With gratuitous nekkidity and fried chicken. Iron Coil nomination. ****

Maniac Cop: “Maniac” means a lot of things. “Boring” isn’t one of them. Pass.

Gator: Burt Reynolds’ raffish charm can’t overcome lousy script and indifferent direction. One star for 70s nostalgia. *

Astounding She-Monster: “The Lost Weekend” with radiation. **

Force of One: There are three Chuck Norrises: Clean-shaven Chuck, mustache only Chuck, and fully engulfed with facial hair Chuck. This is the mustache only version. *

Exterminators of the Year 3000: Aka “Mildly Miffed Max.” **

Graduation Day: Somebody is killing the track team. Somebody is also playing “Gangster Rock” for seven minutes of screen time, which is the true horror. **