Super Mega Ultra CACA part five

Super Mega Ultra CACA part five

GrizzlyJaws rip-off *
Curse of BigfootBackwoods mummy, not Yeti
Attack of the Puppet PeopleMad scientist/puppet guy shrinks people. Moderately diverting **
Women of the Prehistoric Planetwith Angel from Rockford Files *
Reefer Madnessrare instance of colorization working out*
Crater Lake Monsterwith Action Sheriff and goobers*
Laser MissionKung Fu, Commies, Ernest Borgnine and no lasers*
Dr WHo Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 ADPeter Cushing. Despised by Dr Who fans. Very polite aliens **
Vengeance of the DeadDTV slop, small town goobers, evil force, boring
Strange ImpersonationRare mad scientist/film noir combo. Good stuff. **
Manos ReturnsSame basic story, very slow driving *
FungicideFantastic stick fights ***
Blood of Draculas CastleVampires in Ariona desert. Really lame*
Theater of DeathLegit flick with Christopher Lee, Julian Glover. No Bloodsucking Freaks but it’ll do **
Sword and SorcererCharacter named Titus Krump earns one star*
Double DragonThe old two halves of the powerful talisman trick. Kung fu. *
Hangar 18Kolchak meets Man from U.N.C.L.E. in space **
Big Bust OutBimbos Behind Bamboo Bars **
They Call Me Macho WomanTroma cheez *
Big Bird CagePam Grier busting out all over in the jungle ****
Big Doll HousePam Grier doing much the same as above, not as much fun **
Girls from Thunder StripSlower pussycats, not enough killing *
Master of the Flying GuillotineIf you have to see one martial arts flick this should be it ****
Zero Woman RNot ZW:Red Handcuffs. Similar story, no dubious underpants. *
Night of the WerewolfIncoherent, which is fine. Boring, which is not fine.
Savage SistersGloria Hendry instead of Pan Grier. Same jungle. **
Shogun AssassinExtremely confusing, even for a martial arts flick
Rolling ThunderWilliam Devane and Tommy Lee Jones kill all the bad guys and advise seniors about adding gold to their portfolios **
Black Mama White MamaTruth in advertising in the jungle, with Pam Grier **
CoffyPam Grier cleans up the hood ****
Foxy BrownPam Grier cleans up a different hood, not as well ***
Friday FosterPam Grier cleans up Washington, unconvincingly *
The Hot BoxBimbos Behind Bamboo Bars, again *
From BeyondRe-Animator Lite **
Caged FuryThe fury pretty much stays caged *
Circle of IronAll-time classic of Bad Cinema. You owe it to yourself. ****
Mr MajestykBrsonson x Elmore Leonard = ***
The MechanicComing of Age assassin **
Kinjite: Forbidden SubjectsBronson vs. pedophiles. Pedos lose **
Forced VengeanceChuck Norris vs. Chinese mob. Chinese mob loses. **
Red SunSpaghetti samurai with Bronson, Alain Delon, Ursula Andress and Toshiro Mifune ***
Spider BabyExtremely weird. Lon Chaney Jr. takes care of a family of mutants. ***
TrogJoan Crawford hits rock bottom. Avoid.
Crippled MastersOne has no arms, the other has no legs. *
SorceressCorman Conan rip-off, with girls *
JDs RevengeBlaxploitation x ghost story, Diverting **

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