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| The Octagon | Chuck Norris, Lee van Cleef. Too much plot. ** |
| Hands of Death | Clumsy scientist in the desert. Nice *** |
| River of Death | With Herbert Lom, Robert Vaughn and Donald Pleasence. Nazis in jungle. ** |
| 10 to Midnight | Bronson vs sex killer. Bronson wins and gets all Dirty Harry ** |
| Kung Fu Hustle | Tremendous achievement. Funny, smart, inventive. So why am I reviewing it? **** |
| Drunken Master | Jackie Chan’s first big hit. ** |
| Shock Em Dead | DTV with awful music and Traci Lords, wearing clothes. * |
| Hard Rock Zombies | Nazis, dwarves, zombies and awful rock music. Enjoyment depends on your tolerance for the last item. * |
| The Arena | Pam Grier and Margaret Markova ride again, this time as gladiators. ** |
| Return of Count Yorga | Count Yoga would be funnier.* |
| Burial Ground aka Zombi 3 | Why do Italians spell “zombie” without the “e”?Very gross, plus incest ** |
| Beyond the Living Dead | Strange goings-on at the run-down estate. * |
| Good Guys Wear Black | Chuck Norris’ breakthrough film. Did you know the desert comes right down to the Pacific between Baltimore and Washington? * |
| Phoenix: The Warrior | Road Warrior with girls * |
| Barbarian Queen | Possibly the highest breast count in any non-porn flick ** |
| Eye for an Eye | Norris and Mako, and C. Lee, plus guy gets squished by construction equipment ** |
| Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowlarama | Jive talking imp and brief full frontal nudity ** |
| Maneater of Hydra | Vampire trees* |
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