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| Supermen Against the Orient | Non-stop weirdness from Hong Kong-Italian producers * |
| Super Stooges vs. The Wonder Women | As above, slightly more coherent, kind of fun if you’re strung out on cold meds ** |
| Naked Vengeance | Now we’re talking. Babe from “Dallas” gets her own rape/revenge flick, and does her own stunts nekkid. Every relevant body part rolls, if you get my drift. Appalling in every way. **** and an Iron Coil nomination. |
| Fatal Flying Guillotine | These FFGs look like flower pots. The aspect ratio keeps chaning. Avant-garde or inept? I’m betting on the latter. * |
| The Devil’s Three aka Mean Business | Black crime kingpin’s daughter gets kidnapped, and it’s Cleopatra Wong to the rescue. Unfortunately she’s no Cleopatra Jones * |
| Bloodsuckers from Outer Space | Just because you’ve got no budget is no reason to half-ass it. Lame Psycho shower scene rip-off er homage. Pfft. |
| Surf Nazis Must Die | Unbearably stupid. Avoid. |
| Evil That Men Do | Bronson takes a break from being a retired assassin to kill all the bad guys in ingenious ways. Too much plot. * |
| Lone Wolf McQuade | Chuck Norris plus David Carradine means CACA with a capital C. *** |
| Borderline | Bronson plus Bruno Kirby ** |
| Delta Force 2 | Low budget sequel with alarmingly festive villain * |
| Delta Force | Muslims hijack airliner, Lee Marvin sends Chuck Norris to kill everybody ** |
| The Human Tornado | Sequel to Dolemite. Worth it for hallucinatory sex scene alone. Exceptionally weird and stupid. *** |
| Dolemite | Amateurish but amusing * |
| Dont Go in the Woods | Well, don’t. With excellent backwoods critter. Not to be confused with 2010 flick of same name. * |
| The Return of Superfly | Superfly played by different actor. Same stuff. Kinda nasty actually * |
| The Executioner II | Joke’s on me, there is no Executioner I. A completely deranged flick, possible Iron Coil contender. **** |
| Tango & Cash | Big budget CACA. Apparently lots of fighting over “artistic” matters during production. Neither fish, definitely foul. * |
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