This is Coiled Pleasures — the only Ivy League clothing/exploitation film/fly-fishing blog with poopy-looking sausages in the world.

We are refugees from the Fascist Google Complex of Mind Control and No Sense of Humor. (That’s FGCMCNSH, for those of you who love acronyms.)

Before you know it there will be deep discussions of button-down collars, profound musings on horrible films and pictures of bewildered trout in this space.

And poopy sausage.

Dear Google: