Milan, Italy, not Milan, N.Y.
Just wanted to make that clear.
Fortunately the dog-ass New York Times was on the scene, providing these photos for people like me to make fun of.
Some great looks here:
The Ritalin Look, The 12 More Shades of Grey Look
The Lost in the Sewer Look; the Tubeway Army Look
The Dubious Proposition Look; The “Do You Think They Know We’re Vampires?” Look