Milan, Italy, not Milan, N.Y.

Just wanted to make that clear.

Fortunately the dog-ass New York Times was on the scene, providing these photos for people like me to make fun of.

Some great looks here:

The Ritalin Look, The 12 More Shades of Grey Look

The Lost in the Sewer Look; the Tubeway Army Look

The Dubious Proposition Look; The “Do You Think They Know We’re Vampires?” Look